I passed through the Jack Nicholson universe last night. Everyone, including the cats, dogs, and parakeets, was Jack. The language of Jackworld was vocalized as maniacal laughter. Imagine a banquet in a great hall of a bad-horror-movie set castle, all the lord and lady Jacks cataclysmically chatting in the old Bwa-Ha-Ha.
When I didn’t wake up, I was served the chewy miso coffee and a bowl of cereal with flakes like little MRI brain scan slices.
Wendy, I’m home.
Steal this meme.
I didn’t make this meme. I stole it. You can steal it too.
If you aren’t familiar with my infatuation with Werner Herzog, check out the entire series of Herzog inspirational memes.
This is meme is an “LOL” only if you have purchased and assembled a Ikea chair, table, or bookcase, following the minimalist instructions provided. But, according to the BBC World Service, Ikea has sold 60 million of its “Billy” bookcases. I have purchased and assembled a number of Billy bookcases myself, and I find them sturdy and serviceable, and not ugly, which is all I ask of a bookcase. So I LOLed.
The Bloomberg Billy Bookcase Index