#Blessed: Be Not As The Humblebrags Are

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And when thou #blessest, you shall not be as the humblebrags are, for they love to #bless themselves in hashtags in their tweets, that they may be retweeted of ePeeps. Verily I say unto you, they have their Klout.

But thou, when thou mayest, leave thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy laptop, go forth and tweet not, nor update thy Facebook, nor Snapchat thy selfie; and thy Apps which listeneth in secret shall surveill thee in the open.

But when ye tweet, use not vain retweets, as the humblebrags do: for they think they shall be heard for their much tweeting.

Be not ye therefore like unto them: for thy Facebook knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask Google.

Matthew 6:5-8, KJIV*

Nihil obstat, ego pater Omed.


*King James Internet Version

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