Tweet it from the Laptops: Sarah Palin, SUE ME!

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An hour or so ago I sent the following tweet to Sarah Palin’s Twitter account:

@AKGovSarahPalin My wife and I laughed so hard at your speech Friday we had laugh hangovers Saturday morning. SO SUE ME!

I ask all pilgrims and seekers out there in the ether who have Twitter accounts to tweet  @AKGovSarahPalin with a message expressing your feelings about her and her resignation speech Friday–in 140 characters or less, of course–and make sure your tweet ends with the phrase “SO SUE ME!”

ALL CAPS PLEASE. The number of exclamation marks is Up To YOU!!!!!!!

I suggest not getting carried away, though, don’t tweet @AKGovSarahPalin 25 times in a row. Use wit, not vulgarity. Once, twice, three times in enough. SO SUE ME! tweets should come at her from many, many sources from all over the innertubes.

The Alaskan bloggers like Shannyn Moore she’s threatening to sue need some cover. Just as many of us became “fair and balanced” on our blogs when FOX NEWS sued Al Franken on behalf of Bill O’Reilly, we need to bring to bear the power of grass roots ridicule on Sarah Palin by way of Twitter.

*((Ironic elites my wide hairy ass!))*

The time is NOW! TWEET it from your Blackberry, TEXT it from your cellphone! Tell Sarah, Yell it from the laptops: SO SUE ME!


26 responses to “Tweet it from the Laptops: Sarah Palin, SUE ME!

  1. U SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. I see you studied in the same remedial LOLCAT grammar program that Sarah took.

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  5. Doesn’t she need a new Twitter handle now that she’s no longer a governor? Or will she milk it for years?

  6. Palin hasn’t resigned yet. She’s still governor. She only announced she was going to resign and set the date for July 25.

    What odds will you give me she changes her mind and doesn’t resign?

  7. Gleaned via Twitter/Search:

    ariellion: @AKGovSarahPalin You might want to lay off the meth next time you’re going to give a speech. Tweakin’ ain’t cute! SO SUE ME!

  8. zappodave: @AKGovSarahPalin I heard she burned down that Wassila church. VERY fishy. I’m a blogger too so … SUE ME!

  9. Another SO SUE ME! tweet:

    tedsimkins: @AKGovSarahPalin Apparently I *am* naive- I can’t make sense of globetrotter metaphors and pie-eyed cliches… SO SUE ME!

  10. Anyone who sends @AKGovSarahPalin a SO SUE ME tweet, please copy and paste it into this comment string.

    Another tweet:

    Lactatia: @AKGovSarahPalin please look up the definitions of “predictable” and “ironic” before your next speech SO SUE ME!!!!!!

  11. Whoa:

    kimwim: @AKGovSarahPalin “I have learned one thing: life is about choices!” You would deny women the choice for abortion?U R A CUNT! SUE ME!!!

  12. underland@AKGovSarahPalin Wolves should hunt you from the air. SO SUE ME!!!!!!

  13. @AKGovSarahPalin Meg says, “She has no plans for anything in particular right now.” Leadership? Pass the ball or pass the buck? SO SUE ME!!!

  14. @AKGovSarahPalin Promised Effectiveness! Worked Tirelessly on a Path for Fruitfulness! Asserted her Independence! (Quit!) … SUE ME!

  15. @AKGovSarahPalin =dead fish half-court. Broke proverbial nail dribbling a dubious priority. Parnell steals…Alaska…SCORES!! SO SUE ME!

  16. Most excellent, Ted.

  17. @AKGovSarahPalin gave three weeks notice and then took Monday off. Short-timer syndrome? So not very presidential! SO SUE ME!!!!!!

  18. u betcha Im asking officials to sue you for illegal bounties on wolves and shooting puppies. not prolife for animals nor the environment..saying she attacks special interest groups when she is in league with them? Lies all the league with the illegal safari club to continue massive slaughter of endangered species…I WANT her prosecuted as Micheal Vick was but harsher the better. U R AN IDIOT MURDEROUS ILLITERATE FOOL don’t put your bloody hand on the bible that dtates in the covenant of noahs ark that WE are in charge of the animals on our planet. To care and protect and serve, not obliterate. I really hate you ..alot of people really hate you because you are a monster.SO SUE ME.

  19. When the Empress got $100,000 in new clothes to campaign in, too bad all the Christians didn’t notice how tight you got your skirts, how low your necklines went, how bedroomy your hair hung. All sexed up and ready to whine when Kate C. made you blurt out that you don’t read newspapers. Now the Empress walks out on her job to hawk a book so she can pay her legal fees! Such dedication! Could we please hear about all the ethics violations, ya know, honest Jimmy Stewart goin to Washington, did you always wear the wrong jacket to every event (Todd’s Iditarod race)……?

  20. @AKGovSarahPalin Are you OK with Brooks ?ing yr “equipoise and constancy” while I just question yr balance, to stay on a path”? SO SUE ME!

    @AKGovSarahPalin Or maybe you thought he was complimenting you? SO SUE ME!

  21. “I want to work…for people who are going to work either in office or out of office for the right…er, screw it, I’m goin fishin.”

    -Fox News interview 7/7/09 (Context enhanced- SO SUE ME!)

  22. @AKGovSarahPalin Uh, should the arrow on your “I’m with stupid” shirt be pointing up like that? SO SUE ME

  23. @AKGovSarahPalin Are U taking credit 4 saving “orphaned moose calves this yr?” WOW. U *do* have a “higher calling.” Not. Go ahead, SUE ME!

  24. wonders if AKGovSarahPalin knows she quoted Uncle Walter, the most trusted journo of our time, from Playboy. Maybe she should SUE ME!!!

  25. @AKGovSarahPalin nice of you to have SNL write your resignation speech.

    @AKGovSarahPalin makes W look like Rhodes Scholar by comparison. SO SUE ME!!!

  26. @AKGovSarahPalin Time doesn’t fly fast enough. Soon the 26th will come, & who knows your new addy? @$ellout$araPalin is up for grab$.

    Oops. Forgot the SO SUE ME part. It’s been too long. :-(

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