Mean Nail Jokes

Q What do you get if you nail a mortgage broker to the roof of a foreclosed McMansion?
A Shit on a shingle.


Q What do you get if you nail Senator James Inhofe (R-OK) to a smokestack?
A I don’t know, but the resulting emissions do not contribute to global warming.

 

Q What do you get if you nail Sarah Palin to a plank?
A The 2012 Republican Party Platform.

 

Q What do you get if you nail Rush Limbaugh to a tall pole?
A Wind power.

 

Q What do you get if you nail Ann Coulter to a cross?
A A pound of flesh. Maybe less.

 

Q Why would an unemployed autoworker nail an GM exec to his SUV?
A Customer satisfaction is job one.

 

Q What do you get when you nail Bill O’Reilly to a Christmas tree?
A That’s Entertainment!

 

Q What do get if you nail Karl Rove to a wall?
A It’s awfully hard to nail slime, better to pour on some gasoline and set ‘im on fire.

 

Q What would you call it if  someone nailed Dubya to a horse?
A Animal cruelity.

 

Q What do you get when you nail Dick Cheney to his wheelchair?
A An enhanced interrogation technique.   (h/t to Matthew Davidson)

 

I posted versions of the above, and some other Mean Nail Jokes on Identi.ca/Twitter earlier today. The other MNJs didn’t pass muster because they didn’t make Mrs. Dr. Omed laugh.
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One response to “Mean Nail Jokes

  1. We must trust the editorial judgment of our spouses — sometimes.

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