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The zipper is tucked under his wattles.
Dr. Omed got an email yesterday with a link to a pro-McCain Op Ed titled “WHY NOT JOHN?” My response was immediate and visceral, to wit:
WHY NOT JOHN? He’s a weasel-voiced, creepy MoFo with a face that looks like it was made out of white, moldy Play-Doh–or rancid goat cheese. I don’t want to look at that face or listen to that voice for the next 4-8 years.
Because Mr. Magoo would make a better president.
Because Bob Barr would make a better president.
Because McCain would lick the crud out of John Hagee’s jockstrap in order to get the Left Behind vote.
Boy, am I tired of honoring his service. IMHO, anyone that drops bombs on people from an airplane is a war criminal, not a hero. John McCain was state sponsored terrorist who didn’t even have the guts to do it up close and personal, like a proper suicide bomber.
Because if McCain was president right now he’d’ve started WWIII quicker than you can say “Archduke Ferdinand,” and I’m not finished digging my bunker under the house.
If McCain is elected we’ll have to refer to the 4th state to enter the Union as 1st Georgia and the 51st as 2nd Georgia and where would we put the 51st star on Old Glory anyway?
Because the secret lab is almost ready to deliver those Clarence Thomas clones Karl Rove ordered in 1998.
You can tell that he touches himself every time he says the word “Victory.”
You can see the alien parasite’s tentacles move under his skin whenever he gets pissed–or laughs.
Because he tried to feed his wife Cindy to the bikers up in Sturgis and bikers will eat anything but they wouldn’t eat that.