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Entries from September 2008

The McCain Campaign’s Next Stunt

September 29, 2008 · 1 Comment

BIBLE SPICE

Aspirational VPILF Bible Spice challenges Biden to a strip policy match. Same rules as strip poker, applied to the debate format. Her goal is to get stark naked as quick as possible. Her inability to answer questions coherently becomes an asset, not a liability. She can even speak in tongues if she likes.

Bible Spice might get an odd question or two right by accident, but there’s a limit to how many items of Victoria’s Secret new “Chillbilly” line of intimate apparel she can put on under a good Republican designer suit–the fur is left on the hide.

Bible Spice gets naked, she wins by losing, Biden loses by winning, and no one will even remember what the questions were. Questions?

For an encore, She and Wrinkly Spice can lip synch to “We are the Champions, My Friend.”

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Today is 12.19.15.12.13 4 Ben 16 Ch’en

September 27, 2008 · Leave a Comment

1546 shopping days until 13.0.0.0.0  4 Ahau 3 K’ankin.

I am my own gnome.*

Mrs. Dr. Omed likes this picture. September has been mostly fair and rather warm in the NE corner of Oklahoma. I have not taken my usual seasonal swan dive into the slough of despond. I have been going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it, breaking a sweat, and getting into the poison ivy while doing it.

Not to mention leading others astray. But I’m behind on dropping my quota of pebbles down the shaft into the collective stone soup. Well, plunk. Isn’t the standard conversion of image to text a thousand to one?

I’ve been bundling my insecurities and taking out a mortgage on existential angst. Buying more Hosanna than I can afford. I’m looking for signs and finding them:

Let the portents fall where they may.

*Those of you who are familar with the film Amelie will recall that she kidnapped her father’s garden gnome, and sent it around the world with a friend working as a stewardess for Air France.  On her travels, the friend took polaroid pictures of the gnome posed in front of various world famous landmarks, and mailed them to Amelie’s bemused father.  I don’t have a gnome, so I use (if need be) the ten second shutter delay on my digital camera, and pose as my own gnome.

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Today is 12.19.15.12.3 7 Ak’bal 6 Ch’en

September 16, 2008 · 3 Comments

1557 shopping days until 13.0.0.0.0  4 Ahau 3 K’ank’in.

Perturbed pond scum.

That’s all we are.

The Board of Governers of the Federal Reserve Press Release.

Calculated Risk’s Comment on Crisis.

VIA GLOBAL GUERILLAS:

Google has filed patents to create deep sea floating platforms to house its massive data centers. Not only would these “barges” be economical (lower cooling and energy costs), they would be outside tax and enforcement jurisdictions of all nation-states. If this effort is successful, it could result in an effort to rapidly construct offshore facilities (spread out for robustness and built by a multitude of companies). Interestingly, since the core of most multinationals is now software (people are replaceable and/or interchangeable via outsourcing), the shift to offshore locations would make companies nearly invulnerable to state coercion. 

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Today is 12.19.15.12.0 4 Ahau 3 Ch’en

September 13, 2008 · 2 Comments

1560 shopping days until 13.0.0.0.0  4 Ahau 3 K’ank’in.

Imagine a colossal ectoplasmic General Eisenhower in that famous short uniform jacket–shoulders gleaming with shining stars–instead of pants he’s wearing a long, white Sufi skirt–spinning–arms akimbo–head lolling from side to side–the hem of his garment riding up on centripedal force–turning and turning in a widening gyre (to skew a line from Yeats)–shuffling through a flat-footed pirouette–somewhere in the vicinity of Texarkana.

Isn’t he lovely?

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Twelve Inconvenient Insights

September 13, 2008 · 1 Comment

VIA THE OIL DRUM:

Implications of a Ten Day Refinery Outage

Posted by Gail the Actuary on September 13, 2008 – 6:21pm

Where is our gasoline and diesel supply headed? Even before Ike hit, quite a few areas of the US were starting to see gasoline shortages. The impact of Ike can only make shortages worse. Most likely, it will take refineries at least a week or two to get production back to normal levels after a storm of this type, considering the impacts of electrical outages and flooding. In this article, I will examine some of the issues that seem to be involved. Based on my analysis, fuel supply shortages are likely to last well into October, and are likely to get considerably worse before they get better.

Insight 1. Even before Hurricane Ike hit, inventories were very low.

According to EIA data, gasoline inventories the week that Hurricane Gustav hit were the lowest that they had been since 2000, amounting to 187.9 million barrels, or about 21 days supply. Quite a bit of this inventory is needed just to keep the pipelines filled. EIA does not publish information as to how far inventories need to drop before we start seeing outages, but it is clear that we have now reached the point where shortages are developing.

Insight 2. Friday, September 12, before Hurricane Ike hit, there were already gasoline shortages in some parts of the country. These occurred primarily because of the earlier impact of Hurricane Gustav.

Even though Hurricane Gustav hit on September 1, its impact on petroleum product supplies were not felt immediately, because some inventories were still available, and because it takes a while for shortages to work their way through the pipeline. Gasoline traveling by pipeline from Texas to New Jersey takes an average of 18.5 days to make the trip, so it shouldn’t be surprising that it took 11 days (from September 1 to September 12) for the Hurricane Gustav shortage to start to be felt.

Insight 3. Since Hurricane Gustav hit, there has been a drop in refinery output of 1 to 3 million barrels a day.

The Department of Energy releases daily reports showing the amount of refinery capacity in the hurricane area that is shut in and the amount subject to reduced runs.

Insight 4. It is likely that we will have product shortages for at least the next three to four weeks, because of shut in refinery capacity and reduced refinery runs.

We have said that it is likely to take a week or two to get refinery production up to pre-Ike levels. Suppose it takes 10 days. Adding 10 days to the date of the hurricane (September 12) brings us to September 22. If it takes an average of 18.5 days to get product from Texas to New Jersey by pipeline, it will take until approximately October 10 before supplies are back to normal. It could be a little shorter than this, or quite a bit longer.

Insight 5. One of the biggest refined product pipelines, Colonial Pipeline, is now reported to be shut down, because of lack of refined product input.

Colonial pipeline is one of the largest pipelines, with a capacity of 2.4 million barrels a day. It serves the Southeast and the East Coast.

Until Colonial pipeline is back to carrying full capacity of gasoline, diesel, and other refined products, there are likely to be shortages along the gulf coast and the Southeast. The Northeast may also begin to see shortages.

Other major outages have also been reported. Explorer pipeline, carrying 700,000 barrels a day of petroleum products from Texas/LA to Indiana, is completely shut down. Plantation pipeline, carrying 600,000 barrels a day of petroleum products from Louisiana to Virginia, is operating at reduced rates.

Insight 6. The lack of refined product (gasoline, diesel, jet fuel) is what is driving pipeline outages.

Until there is enough refined product, some of the pipelines will be short of products to ship. In the immediate aftermath of Ike, lack of electricity may also interefere with the operation of some pipelines, but it is too soon to have information about these disruptions.

Insight 7. Areas with pipeline disruptions are likely to experience shortages of all refined products, not just gasoline.

While gasoline is the product that is in short supply most quickly because of lower inventories than some other products, eventually diesel and jet fuel can expect shortages as well.

Insight 8. Regardless of whether price or some other type of rationing is used, someone, somewhere will need to go without refined product, if it is not available.

If there is not enough diesel to go around, some trucks will not be able to make deliveries or some road making equipment will not be able to operate. If there is not enough jet fuel for all of the airplanes, some flights will have to be cancelled. Some auto trips will have to be eliminated.

Insight 9. If 5 million barrels of refinery production is taken off-line, this is equivalent to a little over 25% of US refined product usage.

We would hope that the amount of refinery production off-line would drop fairly quickly, but it could be several days before it drops from the current 5 million barrels off-line. It will be impossibile to make up this huge shortage with imports of refined products from overseas, or the use of winter grade gasoline in summer.

Because shortages are likely to vary by part of the country, depending on pipeline service to the area, it is quite likely some areas will experience shortages of 25% for several days, even if loss in refined product declines to “only” a shortfall of 2 million barrels a day, which equates to 10% of current usage. At 10% of current product usage, there would be a shortfall of gasoline of about 910,000 barrels a day.

Insight 10. Because some areas are likely to be very short of supply, it is likely that gasoline prices would need to rise to $10 a gallon or more in those areas, to cut back demand sufficiently.

In some areas, there may be temporary shortfalls of 25% of more of gasoline supply. To allocate such short supplies would take a very high price. Government officials are not likely to let this happen. Instead, we are likely to see many stations that are completely out of gasoline, and other stations with long lines, selling at most 10 gallons per customer.

Insight 11. The lack of diesel, gasoline, and jet fuel is likely to cause feedbacks to the rest of the economy.

If people are forced to cut back on gasoline use, they are likely to cut back considerably on trips to restaurants and other discretionary trips. Restaurants that were doing poorly before will find their business much worse. Restaurants on the brink of bankruptcy may be forced over the edge.

Some people will suddenly find their incomes lower (for example, gasoline station owners who have no fuel to sell; waitresses in restaurants; truck drivers whose trips are reduced). These people will find it difficult to pay their bills, than previously. Some may default on mortgages and credit card debt.

Insight 12. We will all get to see first-hand a little of what the impact of peak oil is likely to be.

When there are shortages of fuel, people can be expected to hoard supplies. This may cause shortages to be worse than they would otherwise be.

Co-operation could go quite a way to solving day-to-day problems. We will get to see to what extent this actually comes into play.

Allocation by price has long been advocated as the American way. We will get to see how long this lasts when there is clearly not enough supply at prices voters consider “acceptable”.

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Galveston, Oh Galveston

September 13, 2008 · 1 Comment

I still see her standing by the water
Standing there, looking out to sea
And is she waiting there for me?
On the beach where we used to run

Galveston, oh Galveston
I am so afraid of dying
Before I dry the tears she’s crying
Before I see your sea birds flying
In the sun, at Galveston

Jimmy Webb

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Force Majeure

September 13, 2008 · Leave a Comment

NEW YORK (Dow Jones)–The New York Mercantile Exchange has declared force majeure on the delivery of all August and September natural gas contracts, after the Henry Hub shut down ahead of Hurricane Ike. Sabine Pipe Line LLC, a Chevron Corp. (CVX) unit, declared force majeure effective Friday night, the Nymex said in a statement. Nymex is owned by CME Group Inc. (CME) Force majeure is a contract clause releasing one or both parties from obligations due to a natural disaster or other uncontrollable event. Henry Hub, in Erath, La., is the pricing point for all natural gas futures contracts traded on Nymex. The hub’s closure is problematic for the market, as owners of expiring contracts would have no way to make or take delivery.

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One more day…

September 12, 2008 · 1 Comment

Do you hear the people sing?

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Update: Don’t like Ike

September 12, 2008 · Leave a Comment

NPR reports that many people are still in Galveston, evidently looking forward to riding out Ike as if it was the latest thrill ride. Taking pictures with their cellphones. The Police Chief of the town of Surfside told a couple that refused to evacuate to write their names and social security numbers on their forearms in magic marker. In case something bad happened. The couple changed their minds. I think this is good advice for all you stormriders in Galveston. Something bad will happen, and it’s too late to change your mind.

Hope you have a magic marker.

Dr. Jeff sez:

Hurricane Ike is hours away from landfall on the upper Texas coast, and is already generating huge storm surges in Texas and Lousiana. Although still of Category 2 strength, Ike remains larger and more powerful than Category 5 Katrina or Category 5 Rita. As I discussed in yesterday’s blog entry, a good measure of the storm surge potential is Integrated Kinetic Energy (IKE). Ike’s Integrated Kinetic Energy has fallen from 149 Terajoules this morning to 124 at 3:30 pm EDT this afternoon. However, this is still larger than the total energy Katrina had at landfall, and Ike’s storm surge potential rates a 5.1 on a scale of 1 to 6.

Ike is attempting to create a new eyewall, and visible satellite loops and Galveston radar suggest the storm is becoming more organized. However, Ike has only a few more hours over water, and there is not time for the hurricane to intensify more than 5-10 mph before landfall. Ike will not inflict extreme wind damage like Katrina’s or Rita’s. The big story with Ike will be the storm surge.

According to the NOAA tide gauges, storm tides are running 6-8 feet above normal along the central Louisiana coast this afternoon. The nola.com web site is reporting that a 9 foot storm surge affected the Industial Canal in New Orleans. Extensive flooding of low lying towns outside the New Orleans levee system is occurring. Surge overtopped a St. Mary Parish levee near the town of Gordy, and a six-foot-wide breach was reported in a non-federal parish levee near the towns of Caernarvon, Scarsdale, White Ditch and Braithwaite.

The fact that Ike’s storm surge has reached such high levels 200-300 miles north of the storm is a very bad omen for the upper Texas and western Louisiana coasts. The latest forecast surge values from NOAA:

Shoreline of Galveston Bay… 15 to 22 feet
Bolivar Peninsula… 17 to 20 feet
Galveston Island… … 14 to 17 feet
Gulf-facing coastline from Sargent to San Luis Pass… 8 to 14 feet

I’ve given the mistaken impression that the Galveston sea wall will save the city from inundation. That is not the case. The wall merely protects the city from a frontal assault by the storm surge and the 20 foot waves likely to be on top of the surge. Ike will flood the city of Galveston. However, the predicted level of surge will be just beneath the sea wall. If the surge exceeds the 17 foot forecast, it will overtop the sea wall and act like a battering ram against the buildings in Galveston. It is also possible that the sea wall will be destroyed along some sections, allowing the ocean direct access to Galveston.

The situation is also grim for Port Arthur, Texas, on the Louisiana border. The expected storm surge of 15-20 feet will overtop the city’s seawall by six feet, resulting in flooding of the city and a number of major oil refineries. Expect a significant tightening of gas supplies in coming months, due to extensive damage to the oil refineries in the Houston and Port Arthur area.

Winds in the Houston metro area will increase to tropical storm force–39 mph–early this evening, and remain that strong for about 20 hours. Houston will be on the left (weak) side of Ike, and will miss the storm’s strongest winds. Nevertheless, winds of Category 1 hurricane force (75-85 mph) will affect the city for about a 4-hour period in the early morning hours of Saturday. People in well-built homes will suffer only minor damage, but mobile homes and homes not build to code will suffer significant damage. The extremely long duration of the hurricane force winds will cause much greater damage than is typical for a hurricane of this strength.

Expect hurricane force winds of 74 mph will penetrate about 110 miles inland, near the cities of Huntsville and Livingston to the north of Galveston, and not quite reaching Lufkin. We can expect Ike to cause the largest and longest-lived power outage in Texas history, with power knocked out along a 200-mile wide swath in eastern Texas and extreme western Louisiana extending 300 miles inland to I-20. Dallas will be at the fringe of the region of widespread power outages, and should not suffer major power failures.

Via The Oil Drum:

Here is the latest update from Chuck Watson at KAC/UCF as of Sep 12 (16:00 EDT)

Ike remains atypical in structure. Interestingly, the wave and wind fields are stronger on the back side of the storm than in the right front quadrant, due to wind and fetch considerations. The “eyewall” is visible on radar, and looks to make landfall on the north side of Galveston Bay, to the right of the current NHC track. Expect them to shift a bit north in the next advisory. Given this structure, I seriously doubt Ike can intensify much before landfall. However, the wide wave field and potential for 20ft storm surge along a wide stretch of coastline will still cause a lot of coastal damage.

The track and intensity forecast has enough confidence to start looking at very detailed impacts. Offshore, I’m not expecting much damage. The wave field, while extensive, is within the design margins of all but the older, less productive platforms. 30 ft waves sounds like a lot in the Gulf, and I wouldn’t want to be out in it, but you have to get above 50 ft to really cause significant damage.

The refineries remain a significant concern. I’m less concerned about wind, unless we get unlucky and something breaks that shouldn’t. The big question now is down to flooding, and the main facility I am worried about is the Texas City complex. If the storm tracks to the NE of the bay, and winds blow offshore, it may avoid flooding. But a leftward wobble could inundate this complex, and take out over 1 MMBBL/day capacity for several months. The big Exxon-Mobil Baytown complex is a bit better protected – the storm will have to take a significant leftward jog to flood it. It looks like Port Arthur area is in for big flooding if the current trends continue, but the refineries are further inland, and if the storm starts moving faster there may not be enough time for the surge to build inland.

30 Day Outage Probabilities (Refinery Capacity):

1 MMBBL: 70%
3 MMBBL: 30%
5 MMBBL: 10%

Links for armchair storm riders:

Six local tv news feeds: http://flhurricane.com/ikecoverage.html

Stormpulse.com Hurricane Ike tracking map

NOAA Satellite Imagery

National Hurricane Service

Weather Underground Hurricane Ike page

Dr. Jeff Masters’ Wunderblog

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Today is 12.19.15.11.19 3 Kawak 2 Ch’en

September 12, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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IKE

Put some lipstick on that.

Via The Oil Drum:

Hurricane Ike’s current track currently is headed directly for Houston/Galveston and is expected by the National Hurricane Center to be Category 3 at Saturday landfall, in striking distance of 5-6 million bpd of US petroleum refining capacity. (Perspective: 5 MMBBL is about 30% of US capacity (about 15 MMBBL), and a bit less than 6% of global capacity (~85 MMBBL). Also, the MMS reported Wednesday that staff has been evacuated from 452 production platforms (63.0%) and 81 rigs (66.9%) – (95.9% of the oil production and 73.1% of the natural gas production has been shut-in as a precautionary measure for Hurricane Ike.) Updated 9/12 09:30 EDT

Here is the latest update from Chuck Watson at KAC/UCF:

Current Situation: At 8am ET we are seeing 110 knot winds at the Shell Garden Banks platform – however, that is at 122m above the surface. Observations are normally standardized to 10m, so 95 knot surface winds are reasonable. Peak wave heights are in the 30-40 ft range across the entire GoM lease areas. These are within the range modern equipment can handle, however, as with Gustav, some of the older platforms with 35ft air gaps may have damage, but the newer deep water stuff should be OK. We will probably permanently loose 2-3% production as these older platforms will not be replaced. Overall, despite losing most of September production, by the end of October we should be back to 75%+ and offshore production should recover to 90-95% by the end of the year.

The key question is refinery damage. Storm surge flooding is definitely the big risk. If the storm center makes landfall on or north of Galveston, the peak surges will be north of the main refineries. In fact the latest WRF run puts the peaks over Port Arthur (attached). There is a lot of infrastructure out there. Current models are showing that there will be at least 1 MMBBL offline for 30 days, with the potential for 5 MMBBL offline at 30 days and 4 MMBBL at 60 days, 1 to 2 MMBBL out through the end of the year. That would certainly cause significant shortages of refined products (eg gasoline).

How likely are the really bad scenarios? I can’t emphasize enough that in these discussions, I am focused on the damage a storm is likely to do to key infrastructure. That is a *very* different perspective from the Hurricane Center or emergency managers. Their job is to keep people from harm. My job is to accurately forecast the impact of the storm on critical infrastructure. These are very different perspectives, and Ike illustrates our dilemmas almost perfectly. NHC and the emergency managers have to play up the risks or people will not evacuate. They never want to be wrong on the low side, so if there is any potential for intensification, they will plug that in to the forecast. Unfortunately, that plays on the fears in the oil/gas markets, and drives up prices unrealistically, so I spend a lot of time downplaying the NHC forecasts as they tend to my “hot” from a damage perspective. The risk is that someone will read my infrastructure forecasts and decide not to evacuate. That’s stupid; rigs and refineries can be replaced, lives can’t.

That said, my thinking is the storm will not be over 100 knots surface winds at landfall, and flooding will largely be confined to the coast, and inland wind damage to the refineries will not cause long term outages. That’s not great, but as noted yesterday 100 knots is when things start to get out of hand, and I think we will be below that threshold. To sum up, I think it’s a 1 in 5 at this point for the bad, long term refinery damage scenarios. It all depends on exactly where the intense winds end up, and we won’t know that until the storm is 6-12 hours out.

 

Better gas up, folks. 

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